Jeff Dunham fans are idiots.

It's a simple fact that can't be disputed, if you like this ventriloquist performer you can't possibly have all the required brain cells to function like a normal human. Don't get me wrong, i love comedy, all kinds and very rarely do i find a form that i can't find hilarious no matter how offensive. But this man is awful, he's worse than Ellen DeGeneres on a drunken binder.

Lets take this a step further and actually break down one of his acts. He brings out various personalities like "peanut" and "achmed" and has conversations with them...OMG SO GROUND BREAKING! Normally ventriloquists merely give me a headache but after watching half of one of his acts i was actually looking for a fork to gouge my eyes out it was so awful. For some reason people eat this up, but if you look at EVERY SINGLE ventriloquist you'll find that they're all the same, and no matter what puppets they use the acts are all pretty similar.

I would like to have a Jeff Dunham DVD burning party but that would require people to actually go out and buy one of his dvd's and i just can't have that happening. You've gotta have the IQ of a Chimp to enjoy this crap, almost as bad as Dane Cook fans...and please don't get me started with that...


Jeff Dunham sucks, wake up morons.